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I get 1 hate email, message, tweet, or whatever at least once a week. I love each and every one of them and I usually save them for future reading. I normally don’t share them because it makes people look like jackasses, but this one was so over the top I decided to share it with you all as I finish up writing my “What if We Really Were Land of the Free” blog series. This one comes from some guy in the Brush Prairie, WA area. His name is Tim Johnson or “The Timmeh” based on his Facebook URL: http://www.facebook.com/thetimmeh and Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/thetimmeh
So his comment to me was quite entertaining, and from reading through this, I believe he really thinks that he was quite clever:
WELCOME, friends, to another edition of The Natural World! This week, we’re embedded in the typically benign Hockinson High School area, to observe the social habits of angsty teenagers.
Now, LOOK HERE! Here we can see the rare Oscarus Godsonus in its natural habitat! Desperately seeking attention, he has challenged the local alpha male to an … Read Morerhetorical masturbation contest – THAT WILL IMPRESS THE LADIES, FOR SURE!
The young alpha male was foolish enough to acknowledge the attention whore… a rookie mistake! And so now they are engaged in a heated battle, in which the attention whore has found many opportunities to loudly spout off his pretentious personal opinions on politics, religion, and sports – opinions which, unfortunately for him, NO-ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT.
Oh dear – I MAY HAVE BEEN SPOTTED! Back away… slowly… the Oscarus Godsonus is in full-blown PMS mode! I suspect that even if I do escape, he will unleash even more IMPOTENT RAGE!
QUICKLY, EVERYONE IGNORE HIM!
One of my favorite parts about this was the “NO-ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT” part considering I was never ignored throughout the “challenge” and he actually spent time to think of this superb response to a dead debate that no one had responded to for 8 days and tells everyone to ignore me. It’s entertaining to say the least.
And Tim, I’d suggest stop trying to be a comedian and just keep looking fabulous for you and your partner:
My next piece of mail will come from “Kate” a friend of “Dan” (whoever these people are) from another debate on parenting who thinks I’m stupid for basing my beliefs on research.
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That’s a hot photo. He seems to be looking for attention, posting photos like that on the nets.
Oscar,
Someone just pointed me to this post, and all I have to say is…
Thank you
Thank you
THANK YOU
For all this publicity! You’re right, I did take a little bit of time to come up with that HILARIOUSLY CLEVER response… but never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine that it would result in a WHOLE BLOG POST dedicated JUST TO ME by OSCAR, GOD OF INTERNET DEBATE! It must have taken you quite a while to put this together… let’s list off everything you had to do:
1. Track down my (private) Myspace
2. Search through all of my pictures and look for the two you must have thought would be most “embarrassing”… which is odd, considering I posted them in PUBLIC ALBUMS, dumbass.
3. Photoshop together that cute little picture mashup up at the top of the post (which looks so nice, by the way – can I add it to one of my albums?)
4. Look up a Google map of my location… GOD you’re a creep. And you act as if you don’t even remember the same area you went to high school in. I guess you’re far too superior to relate to it anymore, right?
and, 5. Finally write the actual blog post, which was SO CLEVER! YOU CLEVER GUY, YOU!
Typical American wannabe know-it-all – you must think you’re the next Richard Dawkins, right? I would suggest that you stop trying to be a pretentious intellectual douchebag, and get some plastic surgery for your face – it looks like a rat had sex with a trash can lid (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/833/72/n1529852946_6616.jpg).
With love,
Tim ♥ ♥ ♥
Wow, a “whole blog post”… yeah… it’s pretty hard writing a “whole blog post” these days. God, if only we could speed up the process of typing and clicking save. WP saves how long it took. This post took me 20 minutes. Including the editing of the photos. Don’t flatter yourself.
1. I just used your Facebook URL on Myspace. Copy and paste. I didn’t “track you down”. Nice try to make me look weird though, really, good try.
2. Search through all of your 4 photos? Yeah, also took me a lot of time and no, you’re photos are not public. I just know Myspace’s photo naming convention. They weren’t “public albums, dumbass”.
3. Yep, took me all 7 minutes. Masterpiece if I do say so myself, and considering they are your photos on your Myspace, not sure why you are asking to use them.
4. I didn’t look up your location. For one, I live in the same location as you. I just put Brush Prairie in Google Maps and copied the URL. Once again, I didn’t look you up, or spy on you. This is all public information from your profiles.
5. Writing an “actual blog post”? I’m not really sure the word actual is in there, but alright. I have 2 blogs, and 5 web sites. It’s really not that big of a deal for me to post an actual blog post. Just like all the content on all my sites, I just found it entertaining.
Typical American wannabe? Maybe you missed all the anti-american writings on my blog? Or, maybe you missed all of the atheist stuff as well? Funny I can be an American wannabe yet be against America and all it stands for as well as it’s most popular religion. I’m giving up my American citizenship in just about a year for the EU. Richard Dawkins isn’t American either, but once again, good effort Tim. Give yourself a pat on the back. You should have said Daniel Dennett or another philosopher as I don’t write about biology. Or did you not know he was a biologist either?
Here, I’ll post it so everyone can see it and not have to link off to it. Considering I already link to this exact photo already in my blog, I don’t think anyone really cares. I’m more interested in being a pretentious intellectual douchebag(sic) (and it’s douche bag by the way) than to care about my looks at all. You should too.
Maybe stop uploading your body building and myspace mirror photos of your half naked body so you can look hot for 40 year old men to jerking off to cute little boys because girls sure as hell don’t give a shit about some 16 year old, average, white guy with his shirt off.
Learn to be respectable, you’re getting a little old for the name calling like “rat had sex with a trash can lid”. It’s kinda stupid to say the least :\